November 2011
That awkward moment when you realize that Kim...
iwant2fuckurface: lol
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October 2011
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Reblog with Urban Dictionary's top definition of... →
Elaine is a name filled with mystery. Usually a dark haired person. She really is one to keep through-out life as she will reward you with loyalty and love. Elaine is known to speak her mind and hold strong opinions. Elaine can be stubborn, but i wouldn’t have her any other way.
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blakeprestonharnage: send me your credit card number + pin code and i’ll rate your blog
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Watch Out Tumblr
Just came home from my orchestra concert. No school tomorrow, which, for me, means staying home and blogging as much as I please.
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Why being a person with a uterus isn't working out...
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GO0O0O0OO0OO0O0O0
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
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