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morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

kpopturtlesandeverythingelse:

whiskeyandwords:

“Your life sucks because you’re not dating us”

thank you creator of this video

man in love parody-infinite

@damn-iwasgoingforthoughtful

You. Watch. Just. Do it.

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WHYYYYYYYYYYYY

OKAY CAN I JUST HAVE MYUNGSOO (I DON’T CARE IF HIS BEST FRIEND IS HIS PHONE)

AND SUNGJONG (CUTIE + KITTY = PERF)

AND HOYA (I DON’T THINK WE HAVE THE SAME SIZE FEET BUT GO AHEAD AND TRY ON ALL MY SHOES FOR ME)

heartdashbeats:

pkmnx:

I decided to make you guys a photoset on how I feel about white people

lolol dying

moonlitdarling:

the recent fetishization of frida kahlo not only strips her art & life of its revolutionary & political message but cheapens her into an accessory for quirky rookie mag type girls

buttsbutts:

Get it because it’s a CELL WALL

buttsbutts:

Get it because it’s a CELL WALL

jellyworld:

are you there god???? hello?? ugh. friendzoned again

scriptures:


omfg i let my 9 year old cousin use my laptop and now look at my history

lady parts

scriptures:

omfg i let my 9 year old cousin use my laptop and now look at my history

lady parts

rudeandgingerdoctor:

221cbakerstreet:

princessfreakazoid:

larry-while-were-young:

princessfreakazoid:

in the 1940s the word “boner” used to mean “huge mistake” and it still pretty much means that

how the fuck would you know that

.

because i know things

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i read these to my dad and he literally fell off his chair laughing and is now purple in the face

iridessence:

suckmystrange:

pleatedjeans:

kitten attacks potato [video]

I got a great kick out of this! hahaha

OMG He just hops all around!

iridessence:

suckmystrange:

pleatedjeans:

kitten attacks potato [video]

I got a great kick out of this! hahaha

OMG He just hops all around!

2NE1 - I LOVE YOU (GOOGLE TRANSLATE).

Must listen!

nyustateofmind:

What are you doing New Year’s Eve?

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lastofthetimeladies:

lastofthetimeladies:

MY MOM JUST ASKED ME WHAT I WANT MY CAKE TO BE FOR MY SPIDER-MAN THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY AND I TOLD HER I WANT IT TO BE IN THE SHAPE OF ANDREW GARFIELD’S BUTT AND SHE WAS LIKE “SEND ME SOME PHOTOS I’LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO” OH MY GOD

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

I was really intent on cleaning the apartment. 

But once I got to the ex-bedroom, my motivation vanished.

My Rhea, what has mi brother done?